Noun

Singular monkey

Plural monkeys

monkey (plural monkeys)

  1. Any of several members of the infra-order Simiiformes of primates, generally smaller than the apes, and distinguished from them by having a tail and cheek pouches.
  2. (informal) A mischievous child.
    Stop misbehaving, you little monkey!
  3. (British, slang) Five-hundred pounds sterling.
  4. (slang) A person or the role of the person on the sidecar platform of a motorcycle involved in sidecar racing.
  5. (slang) A person with minimal inteligence and/or (bad) looks .
  6. (rare, pejorative, slang) A dark-skinned person, especially a person of, or primarily of, Negro descent. See also nigger and/or jigaboo.
  7. (slang) A face card in blackjack

From Wiktionary under the GNU Free Documentation License.
Sat Sep 19 18:49:20 2009

A monkey is any cercopithecoid (Old World monkey) or platyrrhine (New World monkey) primate. All primates that are not prosimians (lemurs and tarsiers) or apes are monkeys. The 264 known extant monkey species represent two of the three groupings of simian primates (the third group being the 21 species of apes). Monkeys are generally considered to be intelligent and, unlike apes, monkeys usually have tails.

The New World monkeys are classified within the parvorder Platyrrhini, whereas the Old World monkeys (superfamily Cercopithecoidea) form part of the parvorder Catarrhini, which also includes the apes. Thus, scientifically speaking, monkeys are paraphyletic (not a single coherent group) and Old World monkeys are actually more closely related to the apes than they are to the New World monkeys.

Due to its size (up to 1 m/3 ft) the Mandrill is often thought to be an ape, but it is actually an Old World monkey. Also, a few monkey species have the word "ape" in their common name.

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Sat Feb 13 05:31:21 2010

What kind of monkey should i get if i'm an unexperienced primate owner?
Q. i am prepared to work hard to take care of it, i am just wondering what type of monkey would be easiest to take care of. and maybe how much they cost? you can own monkeys as pets. look it up. DON'T answer unless you breed monkeys or own them as pets.
Asked by kelly - Tue Feb 3 19:54:05 2009 - - 4 Answers - 0 Comments

A. I've read that they are like yachts. If you have to ask how much a yacht costs, you don't have enough money. If you have to ask how much time you to devote to a primate, you don't have enough spare time. There's a reason most people own dogs, cats, hamsters or goldfish. Expect to pay three times what you thought, and work three times as long at upkeep, companionship, training and so on. At a minimum, call the vets in your county to ask if they know of anyone who provides medical care to primates. If there isn't one and yours gets sick, figure on driving to the nearest city with a population of a million or more. If anyone answers that "blue-eared monkeys" (I'm making that species up for the purpose of illustration) are reasonably priced, [cont.]
Answered by Ted Pack - Wed Feb 4 21:56:05 2009

What is the difference between calling a black man a monkey and a white man?
Q. It is acceptable to call a rambunctious child a "little monkey." Where is the line drawn?
Asked by Deleno Griffin - Sun Apr 26 19:47:40 2009 - - 5 Answers - 0 Comments

A. The meaning behind it. Call a child a little monkey, you are referring to the 'cheeky' actions. Call a black man a monkey, and you are calling them an animal.
Answered by Geeze a Drink. - Sun Apr 26 19:55:06 2009

what does it mean when a garden gnome has a monkey statue inside?
Q. it was an old german garden gnome i believe, and when it accidentally broke there was a statue of a monkey inside...what does that mean?
Asked by claudia l - Tue Apr 17 17:36:48 2007 - - 4 Answers - 0 Comments

A. in germany it is a tradition to do these things as garden gnomes are the keepers of the gate..they see all protect all and know all...to give them extra power and tons more luck..a monkey or a bird or rabbit was inserted into some of the special older ones it is a treasure..repair the elf if you can and keep the monkey inside
Answered by evon stark - Tue Apr 17 19:01:07 2007

From Yahoo Answer Search: "Monkey"
Fri Mar 5 18:18:34 2010

The simians (infraorder Simiiformes) are the "higher primates" familiar to most people: the Old World monkeys and apes, including humans, (together being the catarrhines), and the New World monkeys or platyrrhines. Simians tend to be larger than the "lower primates" or prosimians.

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